HELLO MY NAME IS JARROD THIS IS MY WIKI PAGE I HOPE YOU LIKE IT
My STORY For the competition
MOOBEARZ
Versus
UNICORNS
MooBearz are very calm and peaceful animals. They are a mix of a cow and a bear. Nobody knows how they are created, all we know is that they are awesome, (and they breathe ice but that’s not important is it.) All the MooBearz of the world live on a small island, about the size of New Zealand. This island is called Moo-Bearland!
Unluckily MooBearz can get along with other MooBearz easily enough, but not with other animals, especially UNICORNS. The reason for this is that they think that UNICORNS are the evilest, evil monsters of Satan that pillage all other animal’s homes. How they got this idea is unknown as UNICORNS don’t exist, do they?
The Moo-Bearland President, Megadeath was sleeping in his beachside holiday home when a strange thought occurred to him. Why was his name Megadeath when Megadeath sounded murderous and MooBearz are calm and peaceful?
Seconds after this thought occurred to him he heard a strange quacking noise. It sounded like hundreds of wild ducks migrating north but knew it couldn’t be, ducks don’t fly past here. He also knew that this is the noise that the fabled “Coloured UNICORNS” make when they float/fly. It can’t be thought Megadeath. UNICORNS don’t exist. Worriedly he peered out the large window. What he saw outside was amazing, a motley assortment of green, orange and purple. He had finally found the coloured UNICORNS!
This was an amazing discovery, the most hated and evil breed of the most evil type of animal, flying over Moo-Bearland. I must tell somebody he thought.
In that instant several plumes of ash and smoke poured out of the six surrounding volcanoes simultaneously and this was forgotten as thoughts of how the race of MooBearz could survive rushed through his mind. He sprinted as fast as a cheetah straight to the MooBearlian army base and slammed down the bright red button, starting the evacuation sequence. While he was running to the other side of Moo-Bearland the alarm started shrieking, “Evacuate to nearest large landmass. Evacuate to nearest large landmass.” Seconds later thousands of MooBearz Were sprinting to beaches and sliding into the clear, sparkling water of the Pacific Ocean. Minutes later the whole Sleuth of MooBearz arrived in Australia. MooBearz are great singers and swimmers.
Soon a couple of MooBearz noticed they were near the Australian Opera House. Megadeath called for a quick meeting with his governor general, George Queen. When they found a private place Megadeath started talking. “The UNICORNS, they did this to us. They destroyed Moo-Bearland. They destroyed our home!”
“I have an informant acting as a mole within their Flock. He is currently being hosted by a psychotic life form named Frank.” said Queen
“Good, the UNICORNS tracking senses will lead them to us. The battle will be hosted in a major Australian landmark; The Opera House.” said the President.
“Agreed.” replied Queen “I’ll tell everybody to move.”
Seconds later the whole sleuth of MooBearz had crowded around the Opera House. Soon some MooBearz who had scouted ahead heard a strange quacking noise. When they reported back to Megadeath he yelled so everybody could hear, “ATTACK!” he yelled. The second he said this there was an avalanche as all one thousand one hundred and twelve MooBearz charged at the hovering UNICORNS. Seeing as the UNICORNS hadn’t quite reached Australia the MooBearz couldn’t quite reach them with their sharp claws. Then a young MooBear called Joe-Bob sneezed and long sharp tendrils of ice soared at the nearest UNICORN, catching him off guard and he instantly froze, dropping like a stone into the cold depths of the Pacific Ocean. Soon all the MooBearz were breathing ice at the UNICORNS. Megadeath looked at the fight, we were winning. He smiled at this thought but as he smiled the nearest UNICORN’S brain exploded leaving a disgusting mess of brain, skull and UNICORN body. “Cool” exclaimed Joe-bob, “I wonder if I can do that?” he said and then looked deep into the mass of UNICORNS and smiled. BOOM another UNICORN’S brain exploded leaving twice as much brain and body floating in the water. Unluckily for the MooBearz before they could tell anybody a lone UNICORN soared down and impaled Joe-Bob with his horn. Although this killer was a UNICORN after a couple of minutes he had killed more than half of the warriors of both sides.
Queen pressed a very large and shiny red button that he held in his paw. An almost silent rumble emitted from the Opera House then slowly got louder. After a few seconds almost everybody’s attention was on the Opera House. Then BOOOOOM, the Opera House exploded leaving a large pile of ash and rubble. Luckily when Megadeath saw the button he had dived into the water and stayed submerged until the explosion had died down. When he surfaced he saw a faint speck in the horizon. He had to get to it, fast. He swam like he had never swum before; he swam so fast that he was actually running on the water, he was like God.
His general, George Queen had planted a bomb inside the UNICORN as a safety precaution. The explosion at the Opera House had screwed up the bomb and somehow enlarged it. Made it more Powerful
I HAVE TO STOP IT BEFORE IT DESTROYS THE WORLD!
Megadeath had finally caught up with DeepPurple and when the UNICORN noticed him he commented “I thought you were all dead.”
“Apparently not, my name is Megadeath.”
RAWWWRRR
The two animals ran head first into each other at such speed that they created a sonic boom. They landed back on the ground, on the obliterated remains of the Opera House.
Deep-Purple spat fiery tendrils of pure heat at Megadeath who retaliated by spitting hundreds of litres of icy snow back at him, dousing the flames
Megadeath dived at Deep-Purple tearing his claws into his side ripping it open. Then he speared his claws into the bomb after taking it out. Next he froze the bomb, minimizing the power of the blast. He pushed the bomb back into Deep-Purple’s torn hide.
“I hope you understand young one.” said Megadeath as he snapped the UNICORNS horn.
BOOOOOM! A blinding flash reverberated around and then everything got torn to bits. This explosion makes the Opera House explosion look like a butterfly next to an eagle. It destroyed all of Australia and caused a full on heat wave in all neighbouring countries, especially New Zealand.
The Needs Of The World Outweigh The Needs Of Australia.
The End...Or is it???
GO SHEPPARD
Camp!
I enjoyed the school camp. My favorite part was Playing football in the hall. My favorite part was the
Today (3/8/11) we started doing a sthudy on how music changed our lives. We are starting with the 80s. In the 80s lots of great bands became popular like Queen, Def Leppard, Wham, Guns and Roses, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Alice Cooper, Mettalica, The Monkees and Sting.
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HELLO MY NAME IS JARROD THIS IS MY WIKI PAGE I HOPE YOU LIKE ITMy STORY For the competition
MOOBEARZ
Versus
UNICORNS
MooBearz are very calm and peaceful animals. They are a mix of a cow and a bear. Nobody knows how they are created, all we know is that they are awesome, (and they breathe ice but that’s not important is it.) All the MooBearz of the world live on a small island, about the size of New Zealand. This island is called Moo-Bearland!
Unluckily MooBearz can get along with other MooBearz easily enough, but not with other animals, especially UNICORNS. The reason for this is that they think that UNICORNS are the evilest, evil monsters of Satan that pillage all other animal’s homes. How they got this idea is unknown as UNICORNS don’t exist, do they?
The Moo-Bearland President, Megadeath was sleeping in his beachside holiday home when a strange thought occurred to him. Why was his name Megadeath when Megadeath sounded murderous and MooBearz are calm and peaceful?
Seconds after this thought occurred to him he heard a strange quacking noise. It sounded like hundreds of wild ducks migrating north but knew it couldn’t be, ducks don’t fly past here. He also knew that this is the noise that the fabled “Coloured UNICORNS” make when they float/fly. It can’t be thought Megadeath. UNICORNS don’t exist. Worriedly he peered out the large window. What he saw outside was amazing, a motley assortment of green, orange and purple. He had finally found the coloured UNICORNS!
This was an amazing discovery, the most hated and evil breed of the most evil type of animal, flying over Moo-Bearland. I must tell somebody he thought.
In that instant several plumes of ash and smoke poured out of the six surrounding volcanoes simultaneously and this was forgotten as thoughts of how the race of MooBearz could survive rushed through his mind. He sprinted as fast as a cheetah straight to the MooBearlian army base and slammed down the bright red button, starting the evacuation sequence. While he was running to the other side of Moo-Bearland the alarm started shrieking, “Evacuate to nearest large landmass. Evacuate to nearest large landmass.” Seconds later thousands of MooBearz Were sprinting to beaches and sliding into the clear, sparkling water of the Pacific Ocean. Minutes later the whole Sleuth of MooBearz arrived in Australia. MooBearz are great singers and swimmers.
Soon a couple of MooBearz noticed they were near the Australian Opera House. Megadeath called for a quick meeting with his governor general, George Queen. When they found a private place Megadeath started talking. “The UNICORNS, they did this to us. They destroyed Moo-Bearland. They destroyed our home!”
“I have an informant acting as a mole within their Flock. He is currently being hosted by a psychotic life form named Frank.” said Queen
“Good, the UNICORNS tracking senses will lead them to us. The battle will be hosted in a major Australian landmark; The Opera House.” said the President.
“Agreed.” replied Queen “I’ll tell everybody to move.”
Seconds later the whole sleuth of MooBearz had crowded around the Opera House. Soon some MooBearz who had scouted ahead heard a strange quacking noise. When they reported back to Megadeath he yelled so everybody could hear, “ATTACK!” he yelled. The second he said this there was an avalanche as all one thousand one hundred and twelve MooBearz charged at the hovering UNICORNS. Seeing as the UNICORNS hadn’t quite reached Australia the MooBearz couldn’t quite reach them with their sharp claws. Then a young MooBear called Joe-Bob sneezed and long sharp tendrils of ice soared at the nearest UNICORN, catching him off guard and he instantly froze, dropping like a stone into the cold depths of the Pacific Ocean. Soon all the MooBearz were breathing ice at the UNICORNS. Megadeath looked at the fight, we were winning. He smiled at this thought but as he smiled the nearest UNICORN’S brain exploded leaving a disgusting mess of brain, skull and UNICORN body. “Cool” exclaimed Joe-bob, “I wonder if I can do that?” he said and then looked deep into the mass of UNICORNS and smiled. BOOM another UNICORN’S brain exploded leaving twice as much brain and body floating in the water. Unluckily for the MooBearz before they could tell anybody a lone UNICORN soared down and impaled Joe-Bob with his horn. Although this killer was a UNICORN after a couple of minutes he had killed more than half of the warriors of both sides.
Queen pressed a very large and shiny red button that he held in his paw. An almost silent rumble emitted from the Opera House then slowly got louder. After a few seconds almost everybody’s attention was on the Opera House. Then BOOOOOM, the Opera House exploded leaving a large pile of ash and rubble. Luckily when Megadeath saw the button he had dived into the water and stayed submerged until the explosion had died down. When he surfaced he saw a faint speck in the horizon. He had to get to it, fast. He swam like he had never swum before; he swam so fast that he was actually running on the water, he was like God.
His general, George Queen had planted a bomb inside the UNICORN as a safety precaution. The explosion at the Opera House had screwed up the bomb and somehow enlarged it. Made it more Powerful
I HAVE TO STOP IT BEFORE IT DESTROYS THE WORLD!
Megadeath had finally caught up with DeepPurple and when the UNICORN noticed him he commented “I thought you were all dead.”
“Apparently not, my name is Megadeath.”
RAWWWRRR
The two animals ran head first into each other at such speed that they created a sonic boom. They landed back on the ground, on the obliterated remains of the Opera House.
Deep-Purple spat fiery tendrils of pure heat at Megadeath who retaliated by spitting hundreds of litres of icy snow back at him, dousing the flames
Megadeath dived at Deep-Purple tearing his claws into his side ripping it open. Then he speared his claws into the bomb after taking it out. Next he froze the bomb, minimizing the power of the blast. He pushed the bomb back into Deep-Purple’s torn hide.
“I hope you understand young one.” said Megadeath as he snapped the UNICORNS horn.
BOOOOOM! A blinding flash reverberated around and then everything got torn to bits. This explosion makes the Opera House explosion look like a butterfly next to an eagle. It destroyed all of Australia and caused a full on heat wave in all neighbouring countries, especially New Zealand.
The Needs Of The World Outweigh The Needs Of Australia.
The End...Or is it???
GO SHEPPARD
Camp!
I enjoyed the school camp. My favorite part was Playing football in the hall.
My favorite part was the
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The 80s
Today (3/8/11) we started doing a sthudy on how music changed our lives. We are starting with the 80s. In the 80s lots of great bands became popular like Queen, Def Leppard, Wham, Guns and Roses, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Alice Cooper, Mettalica, The Monkees and Sting.